It can happen anytime,
it can happen anyplace.
It’s a cause for celebration
when a feline shows its face.
For a lark you’ll charge and bark
just to get on kitty’s case.
With a dissed hiss it’ll bristle,
take a leap, and start to race.
Though you’re fast, you’ll come in last,
’cause that cat will set the pace.
Still, you’ve won because the fun
is not the finish–IT’S THE CHASE!