(excerpt)
BLUNDER WOMAN
C.E.O. of the Superheroes Employment Agency
Wherever I worked,
assisted, or clerked,
without lifting a hand,
by a mental command,
I’d make hard drives expire
and planes go haywire.
I might flatten a tire
or ignite a small fire
to watch villains perspire
as I wrecked their empire
through each deliberate error
(my sly reign of terror).
I was never detected.
I was never respected.
I protected good folk–
but I nearly went broke.
So I began this agency
for superheroes just like me:
outclassed, outranked, unsung,
standing on the second rung.
Now we’re proud and confident
(and I can pay my monthly rent).
