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There once was a golden retriever In a ballgame he got in a fever He brought back the bats the helmets and hats And then carried off the reliever *** At night I go to bed and dream That I’m a movie star I own a big white mansion I drive a big red car At night while I have visions Of being someone classy I wonder if my puppy dreams She’s Rin Tin Tin or Lassie